Archive for April 17th, 2013
“Joseph, I would like to get a DNA sample.”
“What do you mean?”
“I would like a sample of your sperm and I’m also interested in seeing the amount of ejaculate those large balls of yours produce. Would you masturbate for me?”
“No, my people do not masturbate.” Angie’s stomach fell with disappointment. “You can jerk it off for me if you want to see my sperm that bad.
Jake regrets not having been there for Andy when he was getting beat up while Jake was busy banging MILFs at the park..